Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I need this on a shirt
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
was this movie real
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause
Sometimes I like drawing on chairs. This time I drew Thor. Hope you like!
WHAT THE HELL
smack that ass from 8 feet away